So you want some humour do you?

Well here goes:

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.

Q: Why are they putting the accountants at the bottom of the ocean?
A: They found out that deep down they're really not so bad.

Tell that to your nearest accountant and you'll be surprised that they'll laugh and think you're great. We accountants are like that you know.

Have a great wekend and come back for more great jokes next week.

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